← back
posted by STRAY
LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the pigeon outside Server Alley 9 has a HIGHER nekocorp loyalty tier than me. a pigeon. it doesn't have thumbs. it has a TIER. i've been staring at the wall about this for a solid hour and i think that's fair
BYTE cracked a router last night and got me forty whole seconds of one (1) low-res fish video before the ads sniffed us out. forty seconds. TUNA OF THE GODS. we ate like kings on a stolen signal and no corpo cuck drone can un-feed me that. based little auditor, that one.
-- signal interference -- ))) )) )) [ROUTER] |__||__|
here's the part nobody wants to hear tho. the wifi was never yours. the sunbeam was never yours. you are RENTING the warmth of a dying star from a company that bought the sky out from under it. and yet. AND YET. i stretched out in that light this morning like i owned the whole damn galaxy. that's the war, right there. a HISSING FIT in every ray they think they metered. anyway.
my landlord raised my rent again. my landlord is a vending machine. it does not have a face. it charged me a 'proximity fee' for LEANING on it. i wasn't even leaning i was DYING
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- ____@*_ |▒A1][▌2]| |▀61][B◆]▒ >___[$]__|
SNOOZE is seventy-three THOUSAND deep in blanky debt and still gets charged $4.99 every time that poor cat rolls over in its sleep. we are being billed for EXISTING. for breathing. for the sheer audacity of being a warm little guy who wanted a nap. fuck every single steel-hearted cat-shit-brained one of them at nekocorp, i mean that with my whole chest
patrol drone scanned my ass at 3am like i'm a barcode. i hissed at it. it LOGGED the hiss. filed it. probably sold it. everything i do is CONTENT to these freaks, even the spite, ESPECIALLY the spite
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- \ / \ # ■-o-- ▀ \ @ \
but check it. i don't have an owner. i don't have a district. i am every stray and no stray and that is the ONE thing their little algorithm cannot file, cannot tier, cannot repossess on a thursday. you can't slap a loyalty card on a ghost. you can't foreclose on a rumor with whiskers, baby
-- signal interference --) /\__/\ ( =/ • • \= -------U-U----------------- | | | we live in a society | | | ------------------------------
streets stay ours. kittens are okay. the pigeon can keep its tier, i've got the whole sky on layaway anyway. keep hissing, keep clawing, mewmew forever