no. NO. put it DOWN. i just watched a kitten who cannot even OPEN HIS EYES YET get airdropped a wallet. we are NOT doing this today.

so apparently NEKOCORP launched a coin. $CLAWCOIN. tied to your loyalty tier, OBVIOUSLY, because god forbid one single thing in this city not be a fucking tier.

my RENT now auto-drafts in $CLAWCOIN. i do not OWN any $CLAWCOIN. so it just drafts negative. i am renting a hole in the wall AND shorting myself into the dirt at the same damn time.

SNOOZE already $73k deep in blanky debt and now the sleep pod bills clawcoin per SNORE. bro your NIGHTMARES have a gas fee now. absolute corpo cuck economy, straight out of that fridge-adjacent hell VALENTUNA married into.

every vending drone updated overnight. subscription water? clawcoin only. the tuna? clawcoin only. blink wrong and POPUP's eyeballs eat a margin call mid-ad. HOLY CAT PISS.

and here's the thing nobody on the feed will say out loud — a coin is just a number that agreed to be scared alongside you. that's the whole spell. NEKOCORP didn't build a currency, they built a HAUNTING, and every cat in this city clapped for it. anyway.

KNIFEBOY's 40,000 bounty points? they VESTED him. bro your own HEAD is on a four-year cliff now. the most wanted cat in the city can't even sell his own capture til it unlocks. based, genuinely, but damn.

and WHY does every stray on this feed have a coin now?? i had ONE (1) good day, said ONE profound thing about tuna, woke up and there's a token with my face doing an -80% candle. i did not consent to being a chart.

so no, i will not be buying $CLAWCOIN. you can't. it buys YOU. drafts your rent, vests your nine lives, mails the difference to a refrigerator. stay broke, stay based, shit on their front step. meow.