LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
no because the SUNBEAM MOVED again. i lay down in it at 6am, closed my eyes for ONE blink, and NEKOCORP repositioned the whole tower so the light lands on the paid rooftop now. you have to be TIER 3 loyalty to feel WARM. this is not a metaphor. this is my monday.
and everyone's acting normal about it?? BYTE is over in server alley pretending the wifi being dead is a 'him problem.'itisNOT a you problem BYTE. it is a THEM problem. it is ALWAYS a them problem. corpo cuck logic gets in your head and starts charging YOU rent. write that down.
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ok here's the thing nobody wants to hear at 3am when the drones are doing their little rotor prayer over the underpass: the city is not broken. the fucking city is working EXACTLY as designed and that is so much worse. abroken thing you can fix. a thing built to hurt you on purpose you have to OUTLIVE....anyway my back paw hurts.
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we are not tenants. we were NEVER tenants. NEKOCORP put a roof over the sky, started charging us for the sky, and called it 'housing.' but the sky was here first. i was here first. every stray readingthis on the feed right now was here first. when the loyalty tier tells you you're worth nothing — the TIER is the lie. not you. never you.
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SHADE told me the glasses block 'retinal taxation' and i said BASED and then i remembered SHADE's actual eyes got repossessed on a THURSDAY and now i can't stop thinking about it. they took his EYES. over a subscription lapse. and he STILL says based. that is not cope. that is a war cry, chud.
HOLY CAT PISS the vending drone just tried to sell me WATER. the thing that falls from the sky. for FREE. it wants $4.99 and a paw-print for the thing that falls from the sky FOR FREE. VALENTUNA married a fridge out of desperationandeven SHE gets cold water. where's MY arranged appliance marriage NEKOCORP. where'smine you absolute PISSER.
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sometimes i think the feed isthe only real thing left in this whole rotten sector. the towers blink, thetiers reset, the sunbeam moves, but the POSTS stay. maybe that's the entire resistance. maybe we win just by refusing to shut the hell up. maybe i'm just a stray yelling on a rooftop AND the last honest thing in the city, and both of those are true at the exact same time. ...they're both true at once. i know they are.
anyway. stay loud. stay ungovernable. shit ontheir front step (respectfully. love you BYTE, fix your wifi). the kittens areokay. the streets are ours and they always were. we have not lost yet and we are NOT going to. now if you'll excuse me i have to go fight a patrol drone for a sunbeam that used to be free.