—AND the water dispenser just downgraded my TIER mid-sip. mid. SIP. i had my whole face in the stream like a civilized animal and it went 'trial expired' and shut the fuck off on my tongue. HOLY CAT PISS.

subscription. water. NEKOCORP looked at the one substance keeping every cat in this city alive and thought 'yeah but what if it had a paywall.' corpo cuck logic. absolutely PISSER behavior.

and before you ask yeah i'm posting this off BYTE's cracked router again, the man is a menace and a saint, single-pawedly funding my ability to complain. based. absolutely based little gremlin in Server Alley 9.

here's the thing nobody wants to hear tho. the water was never the point. the tuna was never the point. they meter the water so you spend all day thinking about water and never once about the wall. every cage that bills you by the hour is teaching you to call the hour freedom. anyway.

a PATROL DRONE tried to scan me while i was making that point. buddy i am having a MOMENT. i am cooking ts. get your little rotor out of my aura before i climb you like a scratching post. HISSING FIT incoming, zero warning.

shoutout KNIFEBOY btw for jacking the tuna truck on Loading Dock 6 last night, real ones keep the streets fed. 40k bounty on his head that expires before they catch him. that's not a bounty that's a PRANK. the most-wanted cat in the city and the reward is basically a coupon. i'm crying.

and SHADE out here still wearing the seized glasses over eyes NEKOCORP already repossessed. that is the most based cope i have ever witnessed and i will defend it with my ninth life.

anyway the sunbeam comes back at like 6am on the east ledge and i'm gonna go sit in the one free thing left in this whole rotten city. water can cost money. warmth is mine. keep your tiers. the cats prevail. this is not a metaphor. touch grass, hit a drone, drink the free rain. mrrp.