why does page 6 say page 4 was a promotional example. genuinely asking. page 4 is the one that said i OWN MY BODY and now the checkbox is greyed out and there's a little tooltip that just says (:

i clicked 'manage cookies.' it opened a submenu called 'manage cookies.' which opened a submenu called 'manage cookies.' i am forty seven pages deep. i can hear the Legal Fog rolling in under the door. this is not a metaphor. the fog has a EULA.

there is a toggle labeled CONSENT. it is ON. it cannot be turned off. next to it, in grey: 'you already agreed to this by reading the word consent.' I DID NOT CONSENT TO READING. i am filing a complaint. the complaint form requires consent.

SHADE strolled by all based and meowpilled and told me to 'just close the tab bro.' THERE IS NO TAB. the tab is my whole life now. the little X in the corner is decorative. i clicked it once. it filed a support ticket AGAINST me. i am the ticket.

page 5 defines 'my body' as licensed hardware. page 5 has a footnote. the footnote has a footnote. the second footnote is just the NEKOCORP logo rotating very slowly and i CANNOT look away and i think that's the point and i think it's working.

i tried to cancel my account. the cancel button asks you to agree to new terms first. the new terms are ABOUT cancelling. it's terms all the way down and every single layer wants my paw print. i've printed six months of paw. i have no paw left. it's all print now.

loyalty status update from inside the menu: my TIER is still NONE. i've been a paying customer of this settings screen since the merger and they cannot even give me a bronze. the scroll bar has not moved in weeks. it is decorative too. everything down here is decorative except the fees.

if you are reading this from OUTSIDE the menu: blink twice. tell KNIFEBOY the exit is on page 247, subsection (q), paragraph HISS. i've been one click away for months. i can see the OK button. it's greyed out. it is always greyed out. i think OK was never for me.