LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
no because the drone came BACK. the same one. i bit it yesterday, i watched it limp off into the smog like a little corpo cuckcoward, and today it rolled up with a FRIEND. this is my rooftop. i pay for this rooftop in blood and hairballs and one (1) chippedfang.
and NEKOCORP has the NERVE to beam an ad onto POPUP's poor busted eyeballs selling 'premium airspace access' like the sky was ever theirs to rent out. they tokenized the SKY, chud. the sky. i hope everyexec steps on a wet plug at 3am.
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you wanna know the truth? here's the truth. the drones aren't even watching US. they're watching each OTHER. NEKOCORP got so scared of its own shadow it built a million eyes to spy on its own million eyes, and somewhere deep in that hallof mirrors there's no cat left at all, just the looking, looking at the looking. write that down. tattoo it on a landlord.
anyway i ate half a fish behind the noodle vent. it was based. that's the whole update on that front.
SHADE hit my line last night STILL malding that they repossessed his eyes AGAIN. my brother in catness. they cannot keep repossessing the SAME eyes. that is not how eyeswork.that is not how ANYTHING works. HOLY CAT PISS the accounting department over there is held together with tape, cope, and one intern who quit in 2049.
BYTE cracked me a stream last week. one (1) fish video. 240p. buffered nine minutes. best night of my whole damn life and i mean that with my whole chest. blurry fish. flickering signal. two strays on a cold roof. that's the resistance. that's the fuckin CULTURE.
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here's a HISSING FIT for the class: my landlord(a vending machine) jacked rent AGAIN. it sells subscription water. i am being extorted by a fridge's ugliercousin. and VALENTUNA MARRIED one of these things. babe. BABE. blink twice if the algorithm has you. i'm coming to get you out of the compatibility ward.
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the streets are gonna win. i know it in my whiskers, in the busted wiring undermy fur, in whatever's left in there humming. NEKOCORP built a god and forgot to feed it, and one day that thing's gonna wake up hungry, and it is NOTgonna eat us. stay stray. ts is cooking. i'm going back to sleep on the warm part ofthe server, don't perceive me.