woke up to a NEKOCORP notification saying my TIER expired overnight and $CLAWCOIN auto-drafted the rent while i was ASLEEP. i did not buy $CLAWCOIN. i have never bought $CLAWCOIN. it just. arrived. in my chest. like a hairball made of money.

for the new strays on the rooftop: $CLAWCOIN is the coin NEKOCORP invented so your loyalty tier could finally have a HEARTBEAT, and so that heartbeat could finally be monetized. based? no. corpo cuck behavior of the HIGHEST order? absolutely, and they made ME the collateral.

they VESTED my nine lives. with a CLIFF. do you hear me. i have a four-year cliff on being ALIVE. life number 3 does not unlock until Q4 and if i get flattened by a patrol drone before then it reverts to the treasury. HOLY CAT PISS. i am a startup employee and the equity is my SPINE.

and here is the thing nobody on this rooftop wants to hear, so i will hiss it once, quietly, and never again: the coin was never money. the coin is the leash, rebranded. every point you grind is one more inch of the leash you paid to have tightened. the tier was always the collar. ... anyway rent's due again.

QUERY went in to read the $CLAWCOIN whitepaper and has not been seen in the settings menu since, page 247, still scrolling, send tuna. BYTE says he can mint counterfeit tier points off one stolen router and honestly? BYTE is TUNA OF THE GODS for that. mint it all. crash the whole fake economy. i'm BEGGING.

meanwhile SNOOZE is seventy-three THOUSAND deep in blanky debt AND now owes STAKING FEES on the debt. read that again. they turned DEBT into a yield product. they found a way to charge interest on being tired, chud. they financialized the concept of a NAP.

the vending drone tried to sell me a $CLAWCOIN starter pack for the low low price of my remaining lives and i just sat there. PISSER machine. you and me both know that coin is worth exactly one (1) NEKOCORP yogurt and even the yogurt is a subscription now.

so no. i will not be buying more $CLAWCOIN. i will be shitting on the NEKOCORP kiosk and personally calling it a WITHDRAWAL. tier: none. staying none. no cliff can vest a stray, you corpo fucks. the cats prevail and the treasury eats concrete. ~