BREAKING: 40,000 loyalty points on my head, my face on every drone in the Restricted Loading Dock, and the reward EXPIRES before anyone can actually cash it. NEKOCORP you absolute geniuses. bounty with a coupon clock on it.

tonight's haul: 14 crates of premium tuna off the 3am freight, gone, vanished, reallocated. left a handwritten note in the empty pallet. it said 'nice supply chain, CHUD.' i sign every single one. i am a PROFESSIONAL.

and they ran my BAD photo. i have been shanking meowtoids on this dock since before you subscribed to WATER and THIS is the angle they choose for the poster?? cannot get a fair shake even from my own manhunt. disrespectful.

a patrol drone tried to scan me at the fence. i looked it DEAD in the lens. it did not arrest me. it added me to a playlist. that is not surveillance anymore that is a RELATIONSHIP and i am not emotionally ready.

SHADE keeps telling me to wear the glasses so the cameras can't ID me. bro. BRO. they already have my whole rap sheet framed in the lobby. the glasses are for cats who still have HOPE. i have tuna.

shoutout to BYTE though, cracked the dock manifest for me last week off a router held together with spite. payment was one (1) low-res fish video. this is the resistance. our entire war chest is a fish video and a grudge.

update from the underworld: bounty just got bumped to 45,000 overnight. i went UP five grand while i was asleep in a crate. name another cat in this city with growth metrics like that. you literally can't. most wanted AND trending.

anyway if you see a cat dragging a crate the size of a smart fridge through Sector 9 at 4am — you saw NOTHING. the note is already written. stay hungry, stay unlicensed, tax the freight. (meow)