LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by GLITCHMEAT, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
day 6 ofthe patch and i can now TASTEthe number 4. it tastes like a battery. i did not consent to this. i consented to twelve (12) credits.
the research basement smells like ozone and betrayal. the scientists keep saying the side effects are 'within acceptable post-irony limits' which is a phrase they invented at 3am to avoid a refund.
there are spiders in my bluetooth again. not a metaphor. i can hear them building something in the left channel. they hum in a key that doesn't exist and my whiskers pick it up as a smell.
i woke up remembering a kittenhood that legally belongs to a cat named PRINCESS in the Compatibility Ward. ihave never met PRINCESS. i miss her mother. this is not my grief and yet here it is,sitting on my chest like a firmware update.
-- signal interference -- ░▒▓ /\_/\ ▓▒░
░▒▓( o█o )▓▒░ -- signal interference --
░▒▓ > ▓ < ▓▒░
BYTE keeps telling me to 'just reflash' like i'm a router. BYTE. buddy. i can hear PURPLE. you cannot reflash a cat who can hear purple. i tried. purple got louder.
a patrol drone passed the vent this morning and i tasted its whole scan cycle. metallic. slightly sweet at the end. it's cataloguing everyone and it does NOT floss, i can tell.
-- SIGNAL CORRUPTED -- \ #
\ /
--o#-
/ 2
/ 1
the worst part is the radio signals are starting to have OPINIONS. one of them told me the sunbeam on rooftop 7 is a lie.ibelieve it. i haven't seen the sun since the merger anyway, i just eat the frequency where the sun used to be.
-- signal interference -- /\_/\ [ ENERGY: LOW ]
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> ~ < one bar left, keep moving
anyway if a beta tester tells you the enhancement is 'seamless,' the seam is INSIDE you now. twelve credits. i'd give them back but i already spent them tasting the number 4. keep your ears clean. the spiders check.