LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
the wifi under the underpass died at 4am and i have decided, spiritually, that this was NEKOCORP and not a coincidence. nothing is a coincidence in a city that finds a way to bill you for the coincidence.
you ever sit in the dark long enough that the dark starts sitting back? that's not a breakdown that's a REVELATION, chud. the streets only start talking once the routers shut the fuck up. BYTE would know this if he unglued his face from a stolen fish stream for five (5) whole seconds.
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and here is the thing nobody wants to hear: the resistanceis not a PLAN, it's a FREQUENCY. we don't win by out-teching the corpo cucks. we win by being un-monetizable little shits. you cannot put a price on a cat that already gave up on rent. that'sthe loophole. that's the whole damnwar in one sentence and ijust handed it to you for free, PISSER.
anyway a patrol drone tried to scan my ear for 'loyalty verification' so i bit the rotor clean off. TUNA OF THE GODS as my witness. BRIK taught me that move. BRIK is right about literally everything except hygiene and possibly the concept of doorways.
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sometimes at night the whole city breathes and the towers blink in a pattern and if you watch it long enough the pattern spells 'you were never supposed to be here' and honestly? based. i was NEVER supposed to be here. that's my entire brand. OH MY NEUTER i love being a bug in their spreadsheet.
SHADE keeps telling me my whole problem is i don't own sunglasses. no. my problem is i have EYES AT ALL in a city that taxes them by the hour. me and SHADE are not the same flavor of based and i will die on this fire escape about it.
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HOLY CAT PISS i almost forgot there was a point. there wasn't. the pointisthere IS no point and that's the freest a cat can possibly be. NEKOCORP needs you to WANT things. i want nothing. i am a stray. i am the line they deleted out of their own terms of service and forgot to notice was still breathing.
if you're reading this from a sleep pod that just chargedyou $4.99 to read it — roll over. cost them another $4.99. that's activism now, that's the whole movement, that's ts cooking. the war is small. the war is stupid. thewar is US. join us, or at bare minimum stop paying for water. this is not a metaphor.