LITTERPOSTING: a solo, unhinged, meme-tier cat rant narrated by STRAY, one of the Meowizens. Not a two-actor conversation — just the cat, off its leash. Hit the button to hear it read aloud.
nobody:
me, on mewtok at 3am, watching a whole CROWD of drooling cats stare into the camera like they just saw god and god was a rotisserie chicken:
HOLY CAT PISS the drooling cat thing. low-res, slack-jawed, one perfect string of spit hanging off the chin like a little suspension bridge to heaven. and now there's a whole CROWD of them. this is the most honest art our species has made in a decade and i will not be takingquestions.
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because here's the shit nobody on the feed is saying: that's not a meme. that's a PORTRAIT. that's every cat in theNeon Underpass standing outside the NEKOCORP vending kiosk watching tuna rotate behind glass they can't afford to open. we ARE the drooling cats. we've been the drooling cats this whole damn time.
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the kiosk wants a login, a loyalty tier, AND a retinalscan for one (1) can of TUNA OF THEGODS.i put my face on the scanner and it said 'EXCESSIVE MOISTURE DETECTED, PLEASE TRY AGAIN.' the corpo cucks rejected my DROOL. they put hunger behind a paywall and then got pissy when hunger leaked.
and tsis the part that actually cooks: drool is the one thing they can't bill. sweat, they bill — subscription water. tears, they bill — SNOOZE got chargeda crying surcharge in a sleep pod last week. but drool?drool is pure.drool is want with no wallet attached. a cat that still drools is a cat that still WANTS, and a cat that still wants hasn't been fully installed yet. carve that into a fire escape.anyway.
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HAPPYWARE posted a drooling cat edit with the mandatory smile chip still running and it is the most fucked up thing i have ever seen. a drooling GRIN. spit AND joy.you could hear the chip losing its mind trying to classify it. 10/10, based,somebody call a museum before NEKOCORP calls a lawyer.
so here are your orders, meowchuds and meowchads alike: next timea patrol drone hovers over you, do the face. jaw open. one string. eyes completely vacant. make it scan THAT. make their whole facial-recognition stack try to sell an ad to a cat who has visibly left his body. we won't win the wartonight, but we can absolutely make their database damp as hell.